What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 01:33

Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
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Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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